Craig List's Weird Ads

Ok, it is Friday. Time to close this week with a lighter note. Telegraph.co.uk presents us with this funny piece of some of the weirdest ads that have been published on the famous Craig List, an online ad service. Enjoy, Relax.

Ralph Nader chair. "Yes, that's right. Ralph Nader, perennial Green Party candidate for the U.S. presidency MAY have sat in this very chair! It was used in his Washington, DC campaign headquarters until I purchased it on Craiglist several months ago. It has a nice red, commie upholstery and a sleek black plastic backing. The wheels don't function well, but that is a small price to pay for state control of the means of production."

I want some orange juice. "I'll give you $2 + cost if you'll deliver me some orange juice with receipt. I'm too lazy to get it myself. I live right by University Drive in Elon. Thank you."

Seeking adult drunk clown for 30th birthday party. "We need an Adult Drunk Clown who is good at getting drunk and stupid. No need to do any clown tricks, just hang out and drink a sh*t load. We will be hopping around to different bars and want a clown to tag a long and drink heavely. He doesn't even need to socialize with anyone, just drink."

17 more at Telegraph.co.uk